I-WWE Satire: IGoldberg empeleni inguhlobo oludala lweWindows

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Sekucatshangwe kabanzi isikhathi esithile ukuthi uBill Goldberg akayena umuntu. Kuvela ukuthi amahemuhemu ayiqiniso. IGoldberg empeleni inguhlobo oludala lweWindows, ikakhulukazi iWindows NT 3.5. Sifinyelele kulesi siphetho njengazo zonke izintatheli ezinhle, ngocwaningo lwesayensi nokuhlaziywa. Ngamanye amagama, sifunda ngakho kuReddit.

Bheka kahle i-tattoo kaGoldberg esithombeni. Ungagqizi izinwele zekhwapha. Siyaphinda. Ungayibheki, kulungile. Kungani wenze kahle lokho esikucela ukukugwema ukukwenza?

UGoldberg kuzithombe ezikhethekile ezimnyama nezimhlophe zeSportskeeda





Njengezithombe ezikhombisa, ilogo engalweni yeGoldberg iyefana nophawu lweWindows NT 3.5. Lokhu kufakazela ngokusobala ukuthi iGoldberg iyisoftware, futhi ichaza nokuthanda kwakhe ukushaya ikhanda eminyango yokhuni, uma ucabanga ukuthi, empeleni, uyiwindi .

Ngokufana nezinguqulo ezindala zamawindi, angasebenza kuphela imizuzu embalwa ngaphambi kokukhunta nokuxhuma. Futhi uma namanje ungasikholwa, igama lokuqala likaGoldberg nguBill. Uyazi ukuthi ngubani ophethe iMicrosoft neWindows? UBill Gates. Ingqondo yakho ishayiwe ngokusemthethweni, akunjalo?



Kucatshangwa kabanzi ukuthi uVince McMahon waqasha uGoldberg kuphela, isoftware ephelelwe yisikhathi yokumsebenzela, ukuze nje abantu bazi ukuthi kunezinto ezihamba kancane kakhulu kuneWWE Network. Ibuye ichaze umkhuba weGoldberg wokungqongqoza ikhanda lakhe eminyango njalo, kucatshangelwa ukuthi amakhompyutha amadala bekufanele ashayiswe cishe kancane ngaphambi kokuthi asebenze ngo-100%.

U-Eric Bischoff, owayengumphathi wakwaGoldberg wavumelana namahemuhemu okuthi uGoldberg akayona indoda, kodwa kunalokho uyisoftware. Nakhu akushoyo, 'Ngaleso sikhathi uBill Goldberg wayeyi-software enhle kakhulu ezungeze. Yingakho i-streak yakhe yayingu-173-0, kanye no-Undertaker u-21-0 kuphela. Kepha kuGoldberg, lezi zinombolo azisho lutho. Uqonda kuphela ikhodi kanambambili, isb. 1 and 0. Ngesikhathi sokuphina, akazi nokuthi izibalo ezimbili zokuqala zithini! '

Saze saxhumana nomngani wakudala waseGoldberg, uSting ukuze aphawule, kepha uTriple H wamngcwaba ngaphambi kokuba sifike kuye. Ngakho-ke sacabanga, kungani ungabuzi le ndoda uqobo! Mbuze ukuthi uyindoda noma cha. Yilokhu uGoldberg ayekusho.



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UVince McMahon wasibiza futhi wafingqa konke okwenzeka: 'UGoldberg wayevela eWCW futhi yingakho eyi-software kuphela. Bheka ivesti yempi yaseRoma Reigns! Lokho kunzima ukugqoka, bafana. Ooooooa! ’