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Iyabheda. Iyabheda kabi. Noma wazi ukuthi akuyona yonke into emhlabeni ezama ukusikhokhisa intela (izinto eziyiziphukuphuku eziphonswe ebusweni bethu nsuku zonke), konke lokho i-WTF-ery engakwazi ukukwenza - futhi evame ukukwenza - kuholele kuthoni yokuthi WHY BOTHERs. Kuningi kakhulu KUNGANI UBHUTI futhi usexhaphozini lezinto ezilindelwe ezingasekho.
Yimani isibindi, zingelosi ezithandekayo, ngoba ithemba, impela, likhona ngaphandle kwezimpawu zomkhankaso zika-Obama. Ungazibona izimpawu zesimo esibucayi sesimanje, futhi ngokuzicabangela uguqule imiphumela yaso emibi.
1. Umculo Uphenduka Umsindo Nje
Ngabe umculo uzwakala sengathi uhamba ngodaka? Ngabe awukwazi ukwazisa isigqi esimnandi, isigingci esikhaliphile, izingoma ezinomphefumulo (real soulful, not Michael Bublé dimmed light light)? Ngabe uSartre owenza isigubhu somdanso noTito Puente bebengeke bakushukumise?
Ungene endaweni ye-Crisis.
I-psyche yakho ichithekile ize ifike ezingeni lapho uzokwazi nokulalela umsakazo we-Top 40 ngoba, kuwe, yini umehluko? Khumbula, noma kunjalo, ukuthi umculo wawukuhambisa. Kufake ubuchopho bakho futhi kukwenze wafuna ukuculela phansi ama-athomu akho uqobo. 'Bonke ubuciko,' futhi ngichaza uWalter Pater lapha, 'ufisa umculo.' Kungenzeka ukuthi uWalter wayehamba ze emvuleni ngaleso sikhathi, elalele amaconsi enza uhlobo lwaso lwesigubhu yedwa.
Umphefumulo awukwazi ukuba khona ngaphandle komculo, ngakho-ke ngenxa yesibusiso, faka izingoma ezithile ezilungile noma ngabe ufuna ukuwuzwa noma cha. Tshela ubuchopho bakho ukuthi buthule kancane. Thula ulalele. Umoya ongafi kaTito Puente awunaso isikhathi se-foppery ekhona.
Ubuciko bubalulekile.
2. Umsebenzi Ngukuhlushwa
Awufuni ukuya emsebenzini. Lokho kwakufushane, akunjalo? KULUNGILE, ngakho-ke awusoze wafuna ukuya emsebenzini, kepha noma kunjalo, lokhu kuyengeziwe.
Kuhle. Okungeziwe: Ubungxiwankulu buyabamba. Ngaphansi kwethonya lobunzima obukhona uyazi ukuthi buhlukumeza ubuntu obungemuva konke izinhlelo zezomnotho. Awuzalwanga ukuvuka endlini okungeyakho kuphela ngokusebenzisa izingcaphuno zeminwe, ukushayela imoto okuyinzuzo kakhulu ezinkampanini zomshuwalense wezimoto kunakuwe, sebenzela inkampani ethile inhloso yayo kuphela ukuzenza kabusha isikhangiso infinitum njengokunye ukushintsha kokweqisa okwedlulele kukaDoctor Who, futhi ngokuqinisekile awunazo izinhlelo zokwabelana ngesikhathi esisodwa sokuthula sosuku lomsebenzi wesihogo - lokho kuyikhefu lesidlo sasemini elingcwele - kufanele ulalele uMlomo Open Lou uhlafuna futhi ukhulume ngaleyo nqubo ayenze muva nje, akukhathaleki ukuthi isayensi yezokwelapha emangalisa kanjani manje.
Inkinga ekhona ichaza kalula njengekhono lokuba kuyo yonke indawo futhi ibone konke kepha kusamele iye emsebenzini.
Kunesikhathi esingakanani uJenna noJulien behlangene
Okuncelayo.
Ukugcwaliseka komuntu kubalulekile.
3. Inhlanzeko Ihlala Esihlalweni Esingemuva
Ukuqala ukusebenza kusho ukuthi kufanele ugqoke okokwembatha. Eyeroll. Giya. Namandla cuss izwi. Usuku luni? Ugqoke izingubo ze-, like, isonto lonke. Ngemuva kwengqondo yakho, ukuntanta njengesipoki esiboshwe kwimpunga, ukuqonda, namuhla, ukuthi uphansi kwezingubo zakho zangaphansi eziphuthumayo. Awufunanga ukugeza izingubo. Hhayi ekhaya futhi ngokuqinisekile hhayi elondolo. UNGAZE uye elondolo lapho uphansi kwethonya lenkinga ekhona.
Uma kunenqwaba yamaviki amathathu ubudala yezingubo zangaphansi ezinhle eziguqukela ekamelweni lakho lokulala kodwa unehhafu yebhande lendwangu kapapa (holey) uhlezi udangele futhi uwedwa kudilowa elingenalutho, usufinyelele esigabeni 3 senkinga yakho: Inhlanzeko kungakhethwa.
Uma ufinyelela iphuzu lokucabanga ngokusebenza kokuguqula ama-undies kapapa ngaphakathi ngemuva kokuthi uwagqokile (futhi masingazenzi sengathi ngeke uzigqoke) usufinyelele esigabeni 4: Cha F * cks Ukunikezwa . Umthambeka oshelelayo.
Awekho ama-F * cks Anikiwe andisa ukuhlala kwenkinga ekhona ngokwemvelo ibe yicala eligcwele le-ennui, ngenxa yesizotha se-ennui (ennui, n. - umuzwa wokungabi nalutho nokunganeliseki okuvela ekuswelekeni komsebenzi noma injabulo ), ubukhulu bukhulu kakhulu kune-run-of-the-mill EC I-EC, njengezifo eziningi ezidlulayo, iyazikhiphela i-ennui is self (and fashionably) replicing.
Ungahle uthande (i-athikili iyaqhubeka ngezansi):
- Ukudangala Okukhona: Ungayinqoba Kanjani Imizwa Yakho Yokungabi Nanjongo
- Izindlela Ezi-9 Zomphakathi Wanamuhla Zibangela Umshini Okhona
- Lapho Ngokulandelayo Uzizwa Uphelelwe Yithemba, Vele Usho Lawa Magama amane
- Izinhlobo Ezi-4 Zabantu Abaningi Kakhulu Ukuhlushwa Inkinga Ekhona
- Ungayigwema Kanjani Inkathazo Ekhona Yesikhathi Senkinga Ngezikhathi Zokukhula Komuntu
4. Isimo Sakho Sengqondo Siyi-Glum
Udidekile kakhulu ukuthi ungabhala incwadi ethi 'Ungaba Kanjani Yonke Indawo Ngasikhathi Sinye Futhi Unganikeli i-AF * ck, Noma: Akunandaba Lapho Uya Khona, Ubani Onikeza Ukuthi Ukhona?' - ube yi-akhawunti yakho kumuncu futhi akujabulisi noma ngabe kukhonsathi ekhazimulayo, esondelene, kubukwa udwendwe lwamakholi aklabalasa, ngaphakathi kwe-pizzeria entsha futhi enhle kakhulu, noma ku-Infinite Space.
Awuboni ukumangala ndawo, futhi uhluleka ukumangala. Ngisho nocansi, uyehluleka ukumangala. Kufanele umangale ukuthi noma ngubani uze azihluphe ngokulala nawe ngaleso simo sakho sengqondo. Kepha ucansi luyiseshini nje yokusebenza kwakho, hhayi ngisho netiyetha enhle, uhlobo lomfundi osanda kuphothula izifundo zasekolishi. Amabhuzu awasho lutho. Ama-wang ayiziphukuphuku. Futhi, ngonkulunkulu, labo buso. Ungakhetha ukusindisa ama-ergs wamandla wokugqolozela izitho zomuthi ngesihe somoya.
Uyazi ini? Kungaba ngcono kubo bonke abathintekayo uma umane nje walala kancane. Kwenze.
Ukuphumula kubalulekile.
5. Ukulala Kuba Isikhathi Sokuzilibazisa
Ungahle ube ngaphansi komunyu wenkinga ekhona uma uthatha isithongwana kaningi. I-catatonia eningi kune-nap yize. Vuka kancane bese ubuyela emhlabeni. Ukubuya kubalulekile.
Ukukhishwa kwe-plug kubalulekile.
6. Amahlaya Awakuhlekisi
Ngabe uthola impilo ingenamancoko? Qagela? Akunjalo. Akuyona yonke injabulo okwakho ukuyizwa, noma konke ukuhlupheka. Ihlaya ukuthi, uma kunikezwe isikhathi, omunye uhlala emamatheka njalo abe omunye. Le mpilo iyi-vampire… kodwa lokho kusho nokuthi wena, wena sikhwama senyama esimangalisayo, esiyinkimbinkimbi esifana nesikaNkulunkulu, uyintamo enhle, ephilayo. Nguwe uyaphila. Lapha, khona manje, futhi kuhle kakhulu unomphela uma uhlola ukubuka okuvamile kwesikhashana. Kwesinye isikhathi kufanele ukusho ngokuzwakalayo, hhayi emhlabeni, hhayi endaweni yonke, kepha kuwe. Kwenze. Kuzwakale ngaphandle. Futhi usho lokho okushoyo. Amagama amahlanu alula.
'Ngiyaphila khona manje. '
izimpawu zokuheha indoda
Bhangqa ukuthi ngokwenza okuthile okujabulisayo kungazuzisi muntu kuyo yonke le planethi, kepha wena ngokwenzayo ... futhi uthole incwadi kadokotela yezinkampani zemithi eziyikhulu ebingenathemba lokuziphindaphinda.
Inkinga ekhona njengokuqunjelwa kanye ne-reflux yamathumbu: heck, uzizwe ubi kakhulu ngemuva kwezinyosi eziningi ngosuku olushisayo. Uthole, njengoba izingane zisho, uthole lokhu.
Akuyona inkinga 'uze ukhohlwe ukuthi uke waba phesheya kwayo izikhathi eziningi.
Umoya ojulile manje.
Phumela ngaphandle.
Yizwa umoya ukukushaya.
Ngabe ukulalela le MP3 kungakusiza thola injongo yakho empilweni ? Sicabanga kanjalo.
Leli khasi liqukethe izixhumanisi ezihambisanayo. Ngithola ikhomishini encane uma ukhetha ukuthenga noma yini ngemuva kokuchofoza kuzo.
